Romeo and Juliet? Oh, that old English play. He'd have to ask Wooster about it.
"I didn't have pirate doxies," he said, rolling his eyes in exasperation. "That's the point!" He'd never live that down. He still wasn't sure how he wound up with the reputation as a drunken womanizer. He was just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. And, of course, he would always help a lady if she needed it, regardless of her status, which was how he wound up with friends in the dance halls and taverns.