"Kid, anything has a better atmosphere than that stuffy Hell hole. It's like good breeding and sadism had a baby that shit all over everything." He sighed, then shrugged. "Ah well, it'll make a great story when I'm old. And by great story I of course mean I'm going to lie and tell everyone that I turned Mrs. Malfoys hair chartreuse and swam naked in their fountain."
He pulled out a cigarette and lit up, holding the package out to his brother.