"Oh yeah, they're global," he said as a grin spread over his face, "Trust me, you're better off with baked goods. And believe me, the law comes down hard on people who try to copy-cat."
This was easily the funniest conversation he'd ever had about prostitution, and he had to admit, he'd had a few of them.
"Best you can probably do is offer 'Free Hugs', and even then you're raising some eyebrows," he said, barely holding his serious tone together, "No such thing as a free hug, after all. Or is that lunch?" he shrugged and swigged his beer to keep from laughing, "Same difference, I'm sure."