Well, it was time for the standard newbie warning. "Items near the sign tend to be laced with magic. It's not harmful, and it goes away eventually, but you can be transformed, your emotions manipulated, develop a curse that makes your clothing fall off when you sneeze, start shedding glitter..." Zelgadis tried to think of some of the other LOLs he'd been under. "The locals call them Nexus Lols, or El-oh-Els."