"The world would likely explode in a fiery inferno were that tae come tae pass. And I would'nae have ye committed, I'd just kidnap ye and take ye tae Scotland." Not that he wouldn't already like to do that, but perhaps if they became closer, he'd take her there one day. The prospect made him happy, as did she.
When she didn't move he bent his head and kissed the tip of her nose. "I thought it was incredibly cute, but that may just be me. I like women who are'nae afraid tae get a wee bit dirty." He checked her over, enjoying the time he had to look at her closely without question. "That was the last of it, on your face, at least. Wash up your hands, then, and we'll have lunch outside."