Alice Munroe (ex_barebones985) wrote in the_colony, @ 2010-09-16 11:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | ^ week 20, alice munroe, meghan callahan, | alice and meg, ~ series: overheard |
Alice: | Never have I ever eaten alligator |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Meg: | Never have I ever swam the length of a pool. |
Alice: | You've eaten alligator? Really? |
Meg: | Well they told me it was gator. |
Alice: | Not sure if that counts... [chuckling] |
Alice: | Never have I ever worn heels after high school. |
[Meg sighs and there's the sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | [laughing] Something tells me I'm gonna win this game. |
Meg: | Okay... [deadpanned] Never have I ever slept with a Texan. |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | [embarrassed] Cheap shot. |
Meg: | [laughing] Sometimes you gotta fight dirty. |
Alice: | [smugly] Never have I ever done anal. |
[Meg choking] | |
Alice: | [innocently] What? |
Meg: | [muttered] Nothing |
[sound of a shot being taken. Alice dissolves into laughter, then gives a light grunt as she's punched in the shoulder.] | |
Alice: | [amused] Your turn. |
Meg: | Hmm.. Never have I ever been baptised? |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | Never have I ever watched a romcom without crying at least once. In your case, listening counts. |
Meg: | I hate romcoms. |
Alice: | It was date movie material. |
Meg: | My dates didn't normally take me to 'see' a movie. |
Alice: | Touché. |
Meg: | Never have I ever had a one night stand. |
Alice: | Does it count if they turned into more than that? |
Meg: | [confused] that sounds like story. |
[silence] | |
Meg: | Or a romcom. |
[Alice laughs] | |
Alice: | Well, I mean... it was originally meant to be kind of a one-night thing. It just... became more. [obviously a bit uncomfortable] I don't normally just jump into bed with folk. |
Meg: | How many drinks have we had? |
Alice: | You've had... three? I've had two. |
Meg: | [dejectedly] Pitiful. |
Alice: | Don't tell me you're gettin' buzzed already!? |
Meg: | I won't tell you then. |
[snorting laughter] | |
Alice: | Okay, my turn. Um.... Never have I... ever... done a handstand. |
Meg: | [scoffing] Man, are you reaching. |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | I used to dance a little, but I was never able to do a handstand. A half-turny flippy-thing, but not a handstand. Did you? |
[brief pause] | |
Alice: | Or are you just drinkin' to drink? |
Meg: | Believe it or not, my mom put me in dance when I was little, too. |
Alice: | Your mom was a tyrant. |
Meg: | No, my brother was a tyrant. My mom was just crazy. |
Alice: | [somewhat wistfully] Wish I'd hadda sibling. |
Meg: | You can be my annoying little sister. |
[Alice snickers] | |
Meg: | My turn right? Never have I ever picked something based on color. |
Alice: | That's cheating! |
Meg: | How so? |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | 'Cuz it is. |
Meg: | [amused] There's a little sister answer. |
[more chuckling, and the sound of some rough-housing] | |
Meg: | Remember, I bruise easy. |
Alice: | Good. |
[Meg laughs] | |
Alice: | Hmmm. Never have I ever done it while my parents were in the next room. |
Meg: | Me either. |
Alice: | [snickering] Dads are fun-ruiners. |
Meg: | [chuckling] They can be scary. |
Alice: | Your turn. |
Meg: | [fondly] Tom actually reminds me a lot of my dad. |
Alice: | Tom is a good man. |
[silence] | |
Meg: | Hm.. Never have I ever.... um... |
[silence] | |
Meg: | ...gone rollerblading. |
[sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | Dammit. Now we're even... I think. |
Meg: | [laughing] I don't remember. |
Alice: | Crap, we shouldda written this down. |
[The bottle is sloshed] | |
Meg: | What.. about halfway gone? |
Alice: | Shit, really? |
Alice: | Okay, two more and then we'll switch to water. |
Meg: | Then I'll just have to pee. |
[Alice dissolves into a fit of giggles; Meg snickers as well] | |
Alice: | Haaaaa.... it's my turn, right? |
Alice: | Okay. Um. Um um ummm... Never have I ever kissed a girl that wasn't my mom. |
[Meg sighs. There is the sound of a shot being taken] | |
Alice: | Oh really? |
Meg: | Hey, college was wild. Ask Mike about his twenty-fifth birthday present sometime. |
Alice: | I think I'll pass for now. Aaaaand I think I technically win. |
Meg: | [snickering] I secede to your victory... aaand don't think I'll get off the couch for a while. |
Alice: | You're kinda naughty, y'know? |
Meg: | Possible. |