Oh hell naw, this is fucked up, you know that? Kidnapping is some serious shit. I don't know a damn one of you, and I ain't looking to. It's all white people. This worse than Bon Temps.
The ass end of the world and all of us are fictional, and every goddamn one of 'em: white. There better not be no Scarlet O'Hara here, or I will beat her ass on principle.