I've read what you wrote about New York City three times and I think I've got it. It's skilled at losing at sports, it has places for metal things that fly, I... have no idea what language mass transport is but I suspect it's an idiom. You have an extensive monarchy. And the voice inside the mechanical boxes is drunk. Is that right?
I'm from Yharnam; it's a large city on the Continent. Not er. A Continent in this world, I suppose. It's had better days but there's nothing like hearing the bells chime in the Cathedral Ward on a High Saturday. It was a very wealthy city, back in its day, so although most of the marble statues that line the feet of the cityscape are broken or dingy there's still this beautiful air of mystery about it. I miss it terribly.