Max+Jacen
Your brain has great thoughts, because that's more or less where I was going with it. I don't have any of the alcohol though, so you're on your own there.
I know them both from Capture the Flag, but not well beyond that. They seem nice though - I assume that's the 'bunch' being discussed?
I offer myself up, I mean, I'm here for showing off your wild animal talking skills, and for testing mistletoe, and for listening to your deepest darkest secrets and holding them safe for you. Apparently. And I only meant, well, I just meant that it sounded like you might need to talk a bit. This other son, though - he's not you. He's not your brother right?