I am told that this is not my first time here, and that it is not unusual for those that return to not remember their time here at all. I am still reeling from the welcome I received, as one does not expect to be attacked by women of glass, nor to discover that one's weapon can provide means for them to multiply. I am, however, pleased to have been of service and to help in some small way.
To those of you who had no chance to meet me in my prior visits, I am Thorin Oakenshield. To those of you who knew me before, please make yourselves known to me, that we may rekindle friendships.