matt/maya I don't even need a corner. I probably shouldn't start a debate over which one of us is a bigger screw up, it's a little beside the point. I suppose at least we know it though. I didn't when I was younger. Which might go a little towards explaining why I got so mad at you last time we met.
Sprained ankle's mostly what's keeping me laid up, because that's the kind of injury I actually take seriously. Lots of stitches, though. I look like a rag doll or something. I took a couple of shards to the face, one of them missed my eye by about half an inch, which is... slightly terrifying. I'm fine with four senses, I'd rather not try three. They weren't sure how much blood I'd lost but it seems to be okay. No need for a transfusion or anything.