This is something I never saw coming. One minute I was sitting next to the pool, being served a fruity drink with an umbrella by a cute waitress, and the next I'm in Nowheresville, surrounded by a mountain and probably some crazy people. So hi. I'm Charles Finley, but you can call me Chuck. I was told that it'd be a good idea to introduce myself with this little tablet here, but let me tell ya, it's a little lacking in the games department.
So I guess I'm staying with some people named Rose, Lissa, and Dmitri? You all Russian?