normie + may.
If I give you a universe number, you probably won't know what I mean, will you? (We all got labels, very useful.) But we should probably make sure we're actually from the same universe. What's the last thing you remember before coming here? I called you for help fighting Hope Pym. I've been trying to get everyone to call me "Spider-Woman" and it's soooort of working.
Basically everyone I've already met is like a baby, except Uncle Ben (the older one). The multiverse is just full of young hot spiders. That, or there's just an unreasonable amount of Vaseline in the world.