Pete
It has an o in there somewhere. Some consonants.
Is it a parachute? Is it a slide? Is it a somewhat plausible decoy? Why yes! It's all of them! Plus it makes great jullienne fries!
No, I can't argue with it at all. For cushioning, it'd at least give something else to tear through too... The stuff we pulled together last time held up decent through the fight. And... if we could possibly incorporate the silver and dittany into the webbing, it could help hold the wounds together better...
Because, y'know, everyone is clamoring for their silver to get powdered down.