My God, that's terrible. I guess you could say you were captured, along with the rest of us, but we don't know how or why.
Wouldn't that be something? No, I make shoes. I'm a cobbler. Well, sort of. I'm a shoemaker, and I repair the shoes here that need to be repaired. So I'm a shoemaker and a cobbler both. We've been doing a lot of repairs lately.