Dude, there's a book series about my life. It's pulpy and schlocky and weird. In another reality, we're a television show (don't ask how I figured that one out). There are roleplayers. LARPers. A couple months ago I worked a case with teenagers who were putting on a musical. I was screwing my brother, my best friend, and I turned into a woman and fought a tentacle monster in the second act.
I would kill for a comic and a shitty movie nobody wants to remember.