I am no such thing. A librarian is the most fearsome creature imaginable. Sure, the Night Vale Public Library boasts fatalities higher than the national average for libraries, and some of that is undoubtedly due to the faceless spectre who roams the biography section. But those Randalls are not unique.
We actually used to burn down the library regularly, but we decided it would be safer just to reinforce the walls with military-grade steel.