The 100; a panfandom game

It's one thing to get kidnapped, but I have a huge Chemistry final tomorrow. I'm talking note-cards and having highlighter stains on my fingers.

So I'm a Scout, huh? Well at least I'm not yelling at kids to stop running around the pool.

FILTERED TO FLASH THOMPSON (616):

Okay, not that I'm trying to be a nosy stinker, but I have to be a nosy stinker. Have you had any talks with the younger you about black symbiotic goop and stuff like that?

YOUNG AVENGERS:

Okay. Billy and I decided we're going to get married here. There's no reason to wait when we don't know what might happen next, and we can't exactly predict when his parents might get here, or anyone else we love, and I really want to call him my husband even if it's just symbolic, so... we're just going to do it. We picked a date, but I don't know what to do now. Help??? Kate, you're good at this sort of thing, right?

FILTERED TO FLASH THOMPSON (TRN123):

We need to talk. Now.

FRIENDS OF KATNISS EVERDEEN:

Hey guys. Being the bearer of bad news always sucks, so I'm not going to beat around the bush. Katniss was in a hunting accident today and was shot. The doctors are currently working on her, but I thought you all should know that she was brought in so you could wait outside of medical or whatever you wanna do. Please don't go into medical and raise a stink. They're working hard to make sure they stop the bleeding.

[Pretend this is right after Katniss's accident.]

GINNY WEASLEY:

Hello, Mrs. Potter. It's my understanding that no one has seen Harry since yesterday, and I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions.

His mother said she saw him while he was in his pajamas last night before bedtime. Did you happen to see him last night?

PEETA MELLARK:

Peeta, I haven't seen you in a while, so I wanted to make sure that everything was all right. Katniss got into an accident. Finnick's heading over to donate blood if she needs it. Where are you?

Has anyone seen Harry Potter? Please tell me someone has seen my son. Not again

GUARDS, PRISON GUARDS, ANYONE INVOLVED IN THE WEREWOLF CAPTURE:

I don't want to see shit like this again. If you can't have some respect for a man going through a traumatic experience, or you can't stop yourself from arguing with Bellamy, then we'll find you a more appropriate place to be.

I'm mostly talking to you, Ward, but this is for all the prison guards. If you can't handle the crazy that will inevitably happen when people are in cells, for whatever reason, this is not the right job for you. And Carmichael, if you try to touch the prisoner for any reason other than that he's escaped and is literally about to claw someone's face off, you won't know what hit you.

Bellamy and Octavia have done nothing but try to do right by us, and they're the most involved with us since we all got here. Have some respect, and stop accusing them of things they've never seemed to have any intention of doing. They're on our side. Act like it.