And ice cream tastes great. Some alcohol does too, since I end up drinking when I'm around friends just to kind of fit in. Luckily I'm clumsy enough that everyone thinks I'm buzzed after three drinks.
Those are some of the best kinds of dads. But yeah, I definitely get that. Without Alex (my sister) here, I'm definitely not content to just... stay. I'll do everything I can to help this world while I'm here, though.