That's college, though. If you're not a total wreck of a human by the time finals start, you're...
Probably a genius or you know that you can get that C and get on with life?
Oh! Yeah, I think I've seen him around. With the glasses?
I think the trampoline would give up under the force I'd need to get enough lift, but I can still run on water. That's also cool. Not that I'm bragging or anything, but... okay, maybe that's a small amount of bragging.