And really, there are far better things to whack people with, if you're determined to whack them.
If you were in the Rose, I was almost certainly there. I'm the short blond one with the pointy ears. Lilu, Alistair, Nathan, Luke, and I make the liquor and beer and keep the tavern running, and I serve as de facto manager of the place.
[Filtered to Elias] Which means that if you're looking for collectors of information, I can point you in some likely directions - if you'd be willing to help me out with altering some clothes for a woman who's about to get progressively fatter for the next several months.