reyna+sam
It definitely wasn't something I ever wanted to experience.
[...] If you think that'll work better, sure. I can back you up. What do you use against gods in your world?
That seems like it fits the criteria. I haven't fallen in love with anyone unusual, though. Or done any declarations of love, either. Could be just the way things work differently here, or it could be something else.
But. I'm not dead yet, so we have time to figure it out.