I infiltrated the Tower of London, avoided being spotted by every guard crawling over the place, befriended and released a constable from his imprisonment and then assassinated my objection without being seen.
And the Queen once offered me cake. I (politely) asked her to stop being such an Imperialist soon after that and Jacob hasn't let me live it down.
Jacob on the other hand, rescued the dog belonging to the Prime Minister's wife and crashed the British economy. He'll never tell those stories.