Daphne's List
06:00am - Wake up 06:01am - Contemplate asking bloke what his name is 06:01am - Decide I don't care enough to wake him 06:05am - Find clothes and redress 06:07am - Stop in kitchen to see if he has good food 06:08am - He doesn't 06:08am - Leave and head back to Roy Alley 06:15am - Come home and cuddle Dai. Remind Spritzy to take him for a walk 06:20am - Very long shower 06:40am - Dress in Quidditch knickers 06:42am - Tell Spritzy to make me a mushroom omelet 06:45am - Wake Tracey and Pansy 06:55am - Eat breakfast. Not enough mushrooms 07:10am - Dress 07:13am - Straighten hair 07:25am - Make sure Tracey and Pansy are getting dressed 07:35am - Drag Tracey and Pansy bodily from flat 07:41am - Go to gazebo to hand in this list I am writing 08:00am - Arrive at Ellis moore for practice (note: if arriving after 8:10am, excuse is meeting with mum for Ahlstrom. if feeling dangerous, intentionally forget this excuse and brag about night with whatshisname to watch captain's face change colours) 01:00pm - Lunch break. Eat something light 02:00pm - Return to practice. Be the best Chaser on the pitch. Show off. Pretend not to hear Birch yelling about not showing off. 07:00pm - Hit the showers. Parade around in knickers before dressing 07:30pm - Leave 07:45pm - Arrive back at the flat 07:46pm - Cuddle Dai 07:47pm - Curl up on window seat with Dai and tell him about day 08:00pm - Get bored 08:03pm - Put on cute knickers (note: the striped ones are a possibility) 08:04pm - Go bother Tracey 08:04pm - Show Tracey cute new knickers 08:05pm - Tell Tracey that her knickers aren't even half as cute 08:06pm - Argue over the cuteness of knickers with Tracey 08:16pm - Snog Tracey to pass time 08:47pm - Agree to bother Pansy and make her decide who has cuter knickers 08:50pm - Be declared cute knicker winner since Tracey can't submit designer bra into contest 08:55pm - Continue to gloat over win 09:00pm - Stop gloating 09:03pm - Decide to go to bar 09:15pm - Convince Pansy and Tracey to come to bar as well 09:33pm - Decide on outfit to wear to bar (note: black skinny leg jeans, Tracey's stilettos, red corset with the black laces is lucky outfit. sure to get laid in it. sure to get laid anyways, but this assures he's really worth it) 09:57pm - Steal eyeliner back from Tracey's cosmetic case 09:57pm - Find missing silver eyeshadow as well 09:58pm - Send glare in Tracey's direction before taking cosmetics back and returning to bathroom 10:15pm - Model outfit. Make them help decide on jewelry 10:30pm - Critique Tracey's outfit 10:35pm - Concede to letting her borrow a pair of earrings 10:45pm - Critique Pansy's outfit 10:50pm - Assure her for the THOUSANDTH time that the Evil Bastard will pay and she needs to go out and have fun 10:55pm - Remind her that rich boys visit the Swish & Flick too 11:00pm - Blow kiss to Dai and leave flat 11:10pm - Arrive at Swish & Flick 11:18pm - Flirt with bouncer. Get in free 11:19pm - Remark to Tracey that this is why Merlin loves me best. I have better tits 11:34pm - Prove this remark by using them to get us all free drinks 11:35pm - Gloat 11:37pm - Get whisked off to dance floor 11:45pm - Pretend to be hot in order to find hotter dance partner 11:47pm - Hello there hottie 11:48pm - Ignore the Adonis 11:49pm - Pretend to really want to shag a skinny bloke who is still clearly a virgin 11:58pm - About now Adonis should clearly be intrigued. If he hasn't tried to step in or purchase a drink, order tequila to do famous cleavage shots 12:02am - Adonis is now interested 12:07am - Let Adonis drag you out for one dance 12:18am - Let self be dragged back for another dance. 01:26am - Tell Adonis that if he isn't planning on taking me back to his place soon that I'm going back to the virgin 01:27am - Wave to Tracey and Pansy on the way out 01:37am - Arrive at Adonis' place 01:37am - This part can vary, depending on how good Adonis is. Let us hope it is very good. If not, feel free to stop and leave. Really. It's best to be honest. After everything is finally done, if I stay, roll over and go to sleep. I just shagged the bloke, he doesn't need me to cuddle him. Remember to set wand alarm for 6:00am.