In Saturday's mail Josh will be receiving this, appropriately sized for Kevin, courtesy of Kevin's ex room-mate. The note accompanying it reads:

Bet Kev didn't tell you about the going away present I got him yet, and if I sent this to him fuck knows if you'd hear about it any time soon either. So have some fun with it, and ask him what I got him. I guarantee you'll like it.

- Evan

...yes, Evan is kind of a dick, if a mostly well meaning one. It's also at least partially payback for how often he got (moderately politely) kicked out of his room or walked in unsuspecting on...heated...skype convos.