Monday 7th July 2008 - Evening Edition
Ministry to bring in new legislation relating to the import of dragon eggs - Page 12
Missing Wizard It has been two weeks since sussex wizard Arbel Westible, owner of a small apothecary was declared missing. The Ministry are asking the community to keep a look out for the man, described as "Around 90, white hair, stooped, very thick glasses."
Tony Blair's visit Today the Minstry spoke to the Prophet of the high security that will surround the Muggle Prime Minister, Tony Blair, when talks between our communities commence. Though the Prime Minister has in the past received a warm welcome in our community, there are concerns that those holding extremeist segreation views may try to harm the Prime Minister and his colleagues. The date is set for 19th July 2008, and there are suggestions that several teams will be working to ensure the security of the Minister, as well as muggle security workers who are trained in muggle-specific dangers (for example, the use of guns, a sort of metal wand muggles use to kill).
It is expected that these talks will hail a new age of interaction between our community and muggles, of the sort that has never existed before.
Your Letters Dear Editor,
I wish to complain in regards to your competition to win a trip to Africa. In your rules you state only that the entrant needs to provide "a swimsuit picture", why does that mean the competition is only open to females?
Yours,
Outraged in Middlesex
Editor: Dear outraged in Middlesex
If you read our competition carefully you will see that the prize is to swim with Merwomen. You will also note that this group of Merwomen are distinguished for their fierce approach towards the opposite sex and mating, this is why whilst presenting an excellent opportunity to our female readership, it is not open to males.
Please also note that an "account of your enjoyment of merpeople, or swimming" was asked for - not specifically a swimsuit picture.