Gabriel Alexander (gabriel_alex) wrote in tell_me_lies, @ 2008-05-13 21:06:00 |
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Current location: | Krispy Kreme |
Current mood: | crushed |
Current music: | Yes |
Just another ordinary day
So first off, it all started with me making my way to the phone booth for just some ordinary phonecall when suddenly out of nowhere, the phone booth starts shaking and is struck all around with bolts of electricity. My eyes widened as I realized all too suddenly that the booth had actually sunk into the ground. All around the booth I was shocked to see that I was actually travelling through the circuits of time!
Before I knew it, I was hurtled through a portal and found myself along with the booth a full 5 minutes in the past! So I met my other us and told him who I was. Needless to say, he was not surprised. He ended up slapping me and drew his blade to battle me for my head and my Quickening.
But I was not to be dissuaded. I knew that were I to actually lose and my past self to remove my head and recieve a Quickening in the process, it would unravel the very fabrics of space and time and leave me trapped in a neverending time loop of me going to the booth, meeting myself, and then fighting myself to the death once more.
So there was only one thing left to do. I distracted him first by dancing the electric slide, and then immediately followed by removing his head as soon as he joined in for the second verse. To my boredom, there was no Quickening, only a surge of soap suds which actually made me sleek and with the desire to speak spanish more often.
Entonces decidi irme al booth once more where I returned to my own time and passed the phone booth along to Lady Yume for inspection.
Oh, I forgot to mention that somewhere during that day I single-handedley managed to cause the very destruction of the entire universe by opening an email entitled "the worst email virus ever," but unluckily for me and the rest of humanity, my Pop-up Blocker stopped it from happening.
I think I'm going to finish my day not sleeping and going instead to China where I plan on becoming absolut Emporer of Wheelchairs and Life and Death...and Baseball. Pretty boring day huh?