Lie to me

Yep, last night was the best night I ever had. My boyfriends kids didnt get a gun pulled on them and no it wasn't the neighbor who done it. He didn't call me all night last night threatening me because he is such a good dad and can keep up with his 13 year old son who is headed to juve...

I got to bed real early last night and slept just like a baby. The unicorn rode up in all of his grace and took me off into this beautiful world of life. There was no violence and all was very plentiful. Everyone had beautiful clothes. There was so much food, I mean any kind that you could imagine. Even for the picky people, you know the ones that don't like cheese or anything like that.... and size didn't matter there were no prejudices and all was happy to be there...

It was so peaceful there, my beautiful unicorn had to bring me back before midnight though, cause I would have turned into nothingness, but he did promise to come and get me and take me away to my special place again.