Lie to me

I had such a blast at my birthday party last night! My favorite highlight was when my ex boyfriend, who lives above my fiance and I, took our old high school friend aside and berated him about his Mormon religion and then laughed at me in the face when I told him that he was being just the most pleasant person in the house.

I also loved walking in on my ex's best friend making fun of my fiance. That made me so happy! Even more happy than I was when pretty much my whole party called me that morning and told me they weren't coming to my party! Woot! My birthday rocks this year!

Thank God my fiance is passed out on the living room floor this morning! I didn't want to do anything fun, anyway.