Lie to me

I am so awake this morning.  I have all this energy!

But what's worse than that is this:  I am having a horrible hair day.  It's so flat and lifeless.  BOO!

As we all know...you can't go into Walmart & spend only $20.  I had to go grocery shopping, so where better to do it than at the Super Walmart!  I need bread, eggs, frozen meals for lunch, some cleaning supplies, & who knows what else!  Cause as we all know, you can go into Walmart for a couple of items & then 2 hrs. later & hundreds of dollars later, you finally leave.  

You just won't believe this.  Like I said, I needed several things from Walmart.  I had to get some chapstick for my mom.  I go into Walmart this morning to do my shopping.  I walk around Walmart.  I leave about an hour and a half later...spending only $0.95 for the chapstick.  

Ok, who does that?  Who goes into Walmart to buy a butt load of groceries & just walk out spending $0.95?!  
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!