Lie to me

I haven't been busy at work today.  The budget is completely in balance, the time sheets are working out perfectly, and I didn't spend 20 extra minutes at lunch with Beck and Lis. 

 Also, Lisa didn't notice I am losing weight.  That made me very sad.  

BTW, me and Mr Rupert are not wearing the same Georgia Bulldog colors today. 

Nope.  Not me.  I wouldn't be humming the soundtrack or playing it on my computer.  I hate how Ewan McGregor sings.. I hate his character and I hate Satine.  The movie stinks.  I normally love musicals but this one is just dreadful.