I am utterly in absolute shock and disbelief that you had such a lazy weekend! Still though, I am very sad for you and almost even depressed that everything got so boring for you. I mean elves and unicorns, how dull. Now if your pet rock didn't talk all weekend, then that would have been exciting for sure.
By the way, you sure do have a visit from a lot of unicorns. I am unimpressed.
((On another note, I've been having trouble posting in the asylum for some reason? I hope to rectify it soon enough so I can post some lies))