Enclosed in one huge package: Two of these water scooters and a framed 8 x 10 of herself and Rylee making out on a beach in Hawaii.
[OOC note: Those pics would have been heavily printed in tabloids. Chances are, people have seen them. No, they aren't lesbians, but they love messing with the press.]
Note on birthday card: Happy birthday, Micah! Have a great day, and give Rylee a kiss for me!