The following has been sent to Charles Xavier, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Logan, Dr. Richards, & Magneto's inbox. It's also been posted on Craig's list.
Mercenary for hire. Expecting lotta $$$. Will do any [killing] job. Need work, although I'm not doing house work. Call 212-555-6540 or email at thatdeadpoolguy@gmail.com and ask for Deadpool. Sincerly, Deadpool. PS, I'm so outta milk, get me some when you're heading out, will you? Thanks.