astrea: crying while wanking
astrea: the favoured activity of every hogwarts student
macguffin: HIUGAWUIGHWAOG;UE09FWA
ammonites: When the carrows crack down, all the broom closers across Hogwasfs are suddenly occupied
macguffin: oh god
astrea: fkdhkgjh LOL IRL
astrea: would you call wanking and crying
astrea: cranking?
macguffin: I
ammonites: cranking and peinting
macguffin: BELIEVE THAT IS THE CORRECT TERM
macguffin: GFEWJFIOAWG09WEUFEWAUIGWJF0WA9GJE3W
astrea: KJFHDSKJHG
astrea: JUST GOING OFF FOR A QUICK CRANK
ammonites: crank then peint
astrea: THEN I'LL COME BACK AND PEINT
macguffin: imagine if they cranked and peinted all at once
macguffin: jKLGJELIFJWA09FUEW09AFW
macguffin: OMG PICTURING ALL THAT HAPPENING AT ONCE OAI;GEWR0WAEU09E
macguffin: WHAT A PATHETIC IMAGE
astrea: DKFHJSGKJHASKLFH
ammonites: I'm
ammonites: Imagining roger doing that tbh
macguffin: Y89YG 89WYGW8A9EY0EWA9WEA ME TOO
ammonites: And just like laughing to myself

macguffin: LOOKS LIKE THECHICKEN'S ON THE OHER FOOT HS]NOW
macguffin: UM WAIT THAT WAS A NORMAL THOUGHT IN MY HEAD

itsjustcate (2:09:30 AM): HM do they do it tonighhhhhht

exmrsvaughn (2:10:40 AM): last chance bri
exmrsvaughn (2:10:46 AM): aftter this you're doing it with two face

sansaastark (2:10:51 AM): i'll flip a coin

subwallprophets (2:10:54 AM): a;lskdasdkl;g
subwallprophets (2:10:58 AM): Mady

sansaastark (2:11:03 AM): LOL OMG
sansaastark (2:11:05 AM): I DIDn'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
sansaastark (2:11:07 AM): WHOOPS
sansaastark (2:11:08 AM): IRONY

exmrsvaughn (2:11:08 AM): kjkhjkg

more will come (2:11:10 AM): LOL

subwallprophets (2:11:10 AM): askldghasdl;

itsjustcate (2:11:13 AM): LOOOOOOOOL

Pensieve Scholar (2:11:13 AM): WHAT
Pensieve Scholar (2:11:17 AM): OH

sansaastark (2:11:23 AM): I REALLY DIDN'T OMG

macguffin: http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/21942983/3114061 That's the icon I use whenever Youdle feels bad because he thinks the person he's talking to isn't as smart as he is.
macguffin: (He's always wrong.)
ammonites: why did i soehow read that as feeling up
ammonites: and i was like ????? why is that
cremepuff: well maybe that is something akin to the face he would have feeling a girl up
macguffin: I HOPE NOT
ammonites: he looks so enthused
ammonites: GOSH YOUDLE, YOU'RE GETTING SOME ACTION
ammonites: LOOK HAPPY
nasa: "Oh, Parvati. THESE are your boobs."
ammonites: "you don't have a third nipple? oh, but PARVATI, i have always wanted to lay eyes on a third nipple!"
ammonites: let's not pretend
ammonites: that's exactly how it would go
nasa: "parvati, to tell it TRUE, i thought you would have SOME physical defect"
ammonites: "THIS IS LIKE ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY WEEKS COME AT ONCE!!!"

Excerpt from Georgette/Youdle/Scabior threesome. I mean battle log.

Before Jillian deleted it, I thought Padma had butted in to help throw Hye Sung and Youdle off the DA's trail. IT WAS AMAZING.