:D The new girl is 20 years old and pretty much a space cadet. Her journal & profile are here: dontshootme. She'd probably provide him with some good times amidst the awkward.
I can see jacquimo as a sort of mother figure for him, maybe. Even though she's not that much older. She's maternal. ♥ And bubbletransport can make his brain hurt with her weirdness? She's pretty insane.