Who: Tess and Rene. Where/When: En route to and from Rene's house and a drug store and Rene's house. This afternoon. What: ZOMG freakout. No, Tess is NOT pregnant nor is she getting pregnant. It's just to give Em and Shar something to do. Warnings:Language.
In all honesty, Tess was 99% positive she wasn't pregnant and the 1% of doubt was just so she wasn't cocky and jinxed herself. Despite being on the pill, they always used condoms, the normal or the feminine ones, so the chances that she had a bun in her oven were pretty damn slim. But she'd been getting up early to toss her cookies and weigh herself for a few morning and needed to have the excuse and the negative test so she could pass it off as a stomach flu when Henry confronted her.
Drove to Rene's and honked, waited for her to get in the car before driving her for the nearest CVS, were she not putting on the possible preggers front she'd really be boosting the act with a nervous smoke. Tess wasn't the kind of girl to do it with the suspicion though and Rene would catch on if she did. Rubbed her face, slamming her forehead into the top of the wheel when they hit a red light.