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Not Always Right
I made a feed for

notalwaysright, which is for funny stories about stupid customers.

Here's a sample:

H2O: The Dampening
Grocery Store | Cleveland, OH, USA

(Per our closing procedures, I have to mop the edges of the aisles every night before we close.)

Customer: “You know, it’s very wet.”

Me: “Yes, that is a common characteristic of water.”

Customer: “Well, isn’t there anything you can do about it?”

Me: “Well, ma’am, there are caution signs all around the store to tell you it might be slippery.”

Customer: “But can’t you do something to make the water less wet?”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, we’ve run out of our dry water, and only have the wet kind left.”

Customer: “Well, you should order more.”

Current Mood: amused