SONG GETS HEAVIER

Oh, we're doing this shit again? Gravy.
Try not to lose my voice in amongst all the rabble again this time. I'm getting pretty fed up with being pushed to the back burner constantly. I should be used to it, but well. No.

Fun meme time for everypuppet!

Pup Confessional time!

Anyone can leave anon comments on this thread, and get pup responses. Go forth and confuse my poor children.

Nope, I've got MY hot ass firmly planted here, I'm going NOWHERE.

I'm actually sorta glad I'm not a part of the game anymore? I just... I really don't know how I'd feel about Hotchner getting married to someone. I just... I mean, I know it's supposed to be pretty huge and amazing, that erm, it's good for him psychologically to move on, but well... It's just... I don't know. It's tough. That and him being happy is kind of weird for me, you know?

And don't get me started on Garcia. I could spend DAYS telling you all the ramifications of flirting with Vlad Tepis!

Why?

Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute here. You're sayin' I gotta be a human? Sugar, I don't even know what a human is, but if it ain't a pony, this just ain't right. There ain't no reason nohow that I would pick up roots from the farm and go on and be somethin' I ain't used to bein', even if it is adventurous and a new chance to make new friends.

You won't even let me have my hat. That just ain't fair, not even in the least.

Let's do this.

Well, it's been a fun time reading the past couple years of fuckups my elder self has done, but now I need a bottle of aspirin for the migraine he gave me.

He completely screwed me over.

Hey puppets, how do you summarize your best friends?

So I'm taken off the Earth I know and I'm being brought into an entirely different Earth with no Mogs, none of the other 5, and, er, basically myself and my chimera?

Will you at least give me a good reason not to pick up and move every two months? I kinda hate doing that.

I hate you.

DAMMIT. That would have been an awesome burn. Too bad I thought of it a couple years too late.

I crave more.

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in the fluffy blankies.

Nah, it's cool, I'm fine.

A little skinless, but no, s'cool. Had worse.

I know we've joked about it, but now I kinda want to just because he hasn't yet.

I don't care if you had a billion demons trying to come after you. I'll kick their asses FOR you, you silly man. And then you could pay attention for more than five minutes and propose.

'Kasan would have twisted his arm into doing it by now. UGH.

A human chest would not make a very good shield, provided it is only the ribs and flesh of the chest.

And full torsos are heavy.

Yes, I'm still here.

Were you worried that I had left? Hee, you worry as much as I do!