Email: Rachel Asks Santana for Advice To: sugarlips11@gmail.com From: rbstar@gmail.com Subject: EMERGENCY: Advice needed regarding a serious moral dilemma! Date: 10/7 (Backdated)
Santana,
I realize that you and I rarely see eye to eye on anything, and that you actively seek to spend as little time around me as possible, but I have a serious problem regarding my pseudo-relationship with Matt, and as the only person aware of its existence, I am forced to turn to you for advice.
Do I have your attention and permission to explain to you my problem?