Noah Puckerman (sg_puck) wrote in supergleerpg, @ 2011-09-22 11:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | !type: thread, -2011: september, character: noah puckerman, former character: olivia gilmore, ~complete, ~scene lottery |
Scene lottery thread: Puck and Olivia at Breadstix
Date: Sept 22, evening
Characters: Puckerman family (NPCs), Puck, Olivia
Location: Breadstix
Warnings: Blanket Puck-language warning
Summary: Puck runs into Olivia at Breadstix. Scene Lottery!
Puck had been pushing a meatball around his sadly cheese-less plate of spaghetti for close to ten minutes before his nana asked, "Noah, what's wrong?"
Puck just shrugged, but Sarah answered for him anyway, "Noah broke up with his boyfriend!"
"Is that so?" the older woman asked carefully, and Puck kept his head down, not wanting to look her in the eyes. As easy as it was taking crap from and disobeying his Ma, Puck had the hardest time willfully disappointing his nana. "And I'm hearing about this after the fact because?"
Everyone looked at Puck and Ruth even kicked him in the calf a little until he spoke up and said, "Didn't last that long. Whatever."
"I meant the boy part of boyfriend," Nana insisted, giving Ruth a look. Puck's ma shrugged and pointed at him, like it wasn't her job to explain her son's fucked up sexuality. "Well?"
Puck glanced up at his nana, trying to read her face to try to get a sense for how disgusted and/or pissed off she was. Well, she did look pissed, but he couldn't tell if it was because Puck hadn't told her about Blaine or if it was because Puck was supposed to marry a chick and make lots more Jewish great-grandchildren for her.
And what would he tell her about Blaine anyway? 'I followed my dick again and look where it got me - in love with a guy who was just using me'? Pouting, because even though he hated Blaine, he sort of still loved him, too, Puck shrugged. "So what? It's not like it meant anything." To Blaine, anyway. When he refused to say anything else, all three women rolled their eyes at each other and continued the conversation without him, thank God.
When they started talking about Finn's interview on the news, Puck couldn't stand it anymore. He took one more bite of his meatball and pushed away from the table, floundering for an excuse. Finally he settled on, "Gotta take a piss," and escaped with his Ma's hissed, "No-ah!" following him.
Of course, now that he said it, he really did have to take a piss, so he went and took care of that and then stalled in the bathroom as long as he could. When one of the patrons gave Puck a funny look, like he could tell the mowhawked kid hanging around the bathroom sinks was about to start some shit, Puck decided maybe he should get back before they ordered dessert without him. Puck pushed his way out of the bathroom and ran straight into someone, almost knocking her over.