To: tehpuckzilla@gmail.com From: rbstar@gmail.com Subject: RE: this sux
Noah,
I'll ask Dad for you tonight. I'm sure he'll be happy to help; he hasn't had a case to take the GayLesbAll in awhile, and you know he gets antsy if he goes too long without anything to protest. Besides, he'll be happy to know that you've widened your dating pool. I think he's still half convinced you're going to knock me up sometime before we graduate and he'll have to forego his political convictions and evoke his right to bear arms.
I know we're not exactly friends anymore Noah, but I still feel like I have to ask: Are you really sure about this? I know how much you've changed, but you'd always been so determined to protect your reputation as much as you could, even as you stayed loyal to Glee. You know this will completely destroy it, right? You know I more than many others understand the fluidity of sexuality, but this still seems rather abrupt. I mean,I just can't quite see where it all came from. One day, you're scouting new female prospects after learning that you and Lauren are really more friends, and the next, you're singing love songs to boys in front of your friends and calling lawyers so you can fight to make your love public.
I guess ultimately what I want to say is this: I'll support you if this is what you really want, but all I have to know that you're serious.