"Fuck yes, I swear my understudy would put rat poison in my coffee if she got a chance." Rose snorted, pushing a hand through her hair. "Nah, I mean, everyone's pretty serious about it, me included, obviously, but we're not a theatre run cast like a lot of the productions, so at least there's no mini Rachels trying to stab me in the back and drag me offstage in the interval."
She looked up at him, chewing her lip thoughtfully. "You should totally check it out. I bet I can get you tickets, and then you can see me as Alice before Mags arranges an 'accident' so she can be centre stage."