email: Santana sends Kurt an urgent and very important email To: mcqueenangel@gmail.com From: sugarlips11@gmail.com Subject: found your perfect halloween costume! Date: 21/10/11
Hey Sparkles,
Important question. Have you tossed away the v-card yet?
If not, I have a solution. Oct 31 is the perfect day to get lucky.
Minus the heels, obvs. Unless you're into that.
And if you guys are already fucking like bunnies, he won't be able to keep his hands off you. Maybe put your least fave sheets on the bed. Blue paint'll be a bitch to get out.
You're welcome.
xoxo Auntie 'Tana
PS: Mr schue's totally reading this email over my shoulder. lol. Spending spanish in the computer room is like an invitation to google mexican porn.
Don't be surprised if he looks at you strange next time he sees you. He's just imagining you in blue spandex ;)