antaean (antaean) wrote in sunset_rpg, @ 2013-10-03 14:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | oscar higgs-quigley, week two (8-14 september) |
Who: Oscar Higgs-Quigley and Edmund Ramsay (spectators welcome)
Where: The courtyard
When: Noon, Thursday, 12th September
What: A demonstration of Muggle might!
"Your attention, please! Gather 'round, that's it, make room, everyone. Allow me to introduce to you," Oscar announced from his post atop a stone bench in the courtyard - now the center of a loose circle as students just leaving the castle for their midday break outdoors drifted toward him - "the latest innovation of Muggle technology. Some of you will be familiar with dusty tapestries from detentions spent beating them out--isn't that right, Mr Diggory? Hours spent with a stick, not even the humblest Muggle carpet sweeper available to you. Well, let me present an amazing tool - you can come closer, Carmichael, it won't bite - used by Muggles in place of positively ancient methods of beating with sticks. The motorized vacuum-powered cleaner. Since we have no rugs to hand, I'll ask - ah, Ramsay!" Oscar exclaimed in delight. "We're just having an exhibition. Would you be so kind as to bring over that tapestry?"