Gold and silver, huh? Thank goodness I can still afford to go to the movies these days. Save me a seat then, sir. If I don't show up, presume I'm dead.
Why not get real butter then? Wait. You have nachos? Isn't it rude to eat during a movie? I feel like it's rude. I don't want to hear other people munching and crunching while I'm trying to enjoy the finest cinema known to man.