Lucas actually choked on his own breath when Rasmus said he would keep quiet about his dragon sex fetish.
A thing he did not, he wanted to clarify but it seemed that Rasmus had made up his mind about it and nothing wasn't going to sway his opinion. Now Lucas wondered if there was a dragon sex fetish thing ....deep deep down in him. No, he thought with a shake of his head. That was just a bit too weird for him. And he'd seen weird things.
He might have a silk fetish. There was just something about how incredible the fabric felt against his skin. Most of his favorite shirts were silk and his pants? Silk lining. It was why he bought 10 pairs of them. They all looked the same but still, they were comfortable as hell.
Lucas laughed. "Well I wouldn't be burning down villages if I were a dragon. I'm sure not all dragons do that. Or is it?" Since clearly Rasmus was an expert on all things flying lizard. "Although I'm very bad at poetry. I almost failed english in high school. Shakespeare's genius eludes me. Or i just had a very boring teacher who read Hamlet like a robot."
"I'd go to a B&B for Fruit Loops," Lucas commented quietly with another hint of a smile at his lips. "But I have a very unique taste, I guess. Does Summerview have a farmer's market? Even in winter?" All that fresh fruit and pastries sounded pricey. But also delicious. "Parfaits? I mean, everyone likes parfaits and that's simple. Anything I can put out that I don't actually have to cook." Because he'd probably burn the whole kitchen down in the process. And there would go the B&B.
"You seem to know a lot about this town. Perhaps I can get advice from you on where the best places to go are?"