George pulled the Prophet back to himself in a rather irritated manner. Of course he knew one couldn't really call Fred a morning person, unless they meant Someone Who Will Probably Bash Your Head In If You Dare Wake Them Up Too Early by it, and at least George didn't define a morning person quite like that. Still, it wasn't too much asked of him to be a person instead or a swatting and swearing creature, was it? Well yeah, it was true enough George himself wasn't really behaving all so humanly at the moment, but he had a bloody good reason for it. Fred didn't.
Since it seemed like that narcoleptic brother of his wasn't going to quit being a dork George cleared his throat and read out loud with a bitter tone in his voice. "Saturday 29th, 1997. The Ministry of Magic states that the following persons have been charged with false allegations and are pardoned with an apology for the inconvenience. Bellatrix Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy..." George stopped and fixed his gaze back on his twin. "All the fuckers, basically!"