Jesper and Elijah
"So you're...dead?" He didn't look dead to Jesper, not at all. He looked like a normal, slightly pompous guy. His skin wasn't super pale. His eyes weren't red or black like the monsters he'd read about. He just looked...normal.
"Well...that sounds pretty useful. All those powers, I mean. Guess they're that way so you can hunt humans?"
Okay, actually saying it out loud was a little terrifying.