Wade Wilson here. Not exactly sure how I ended up here, but I'm fairly certain it has something to do with the dude that writes me being a total pushover.
Seriously, Dan. You've got a problem. Get help.
ANYHOO.
A little about myself: I'm Canadian, I have a MAD healing factor, I love tacos and chimichangas more than most people love their kids, I have a black belt in Dance Dance Revolution, and I like long walks on the beach, video games, and hitting on questionable women (ok, ALL women).